has this been done before? this has probably been done before…
#all i can picture is dean talking to cas #like cas buys a video camera because it was on sale #and a picture camera can only capture stills of #all the beautiful and wondeful moments that happens in his life #in humanity in general #and dean is feeling really weird because the last time he was recorded was #with the ghostfacers and he didn’t really like them #but dean talks anyways #like he starts saying some random shit about sammy and kevin and the bunker #and asks how human life is treating cas #and then dean starts talking about cas to cas #because talking about your feelings to your fallen angel is easier on camera#than actually staring him straight in the eye #and dean tells the camera how wonderful he thinks cas is #with his constant sex hair #and how grumpy he is in the morning always drinking 3 cups of coffee #while sam complains about how cas needs to eat healthy #dean talks about how much he loves when cas reads vonneguet #or any type of work really out loud #when he’s confused with how humans construct sentences #i mean english isn’t his first language #and then he talks about how much he’s glad cas has decided to stay #even though dean is a shit boyfriend #and dean get’s all embarressed and starts blushing #and smiling and looking away #then cas turns off the camrea #stares at this beautiful human #that he pulled out of hell #who thought he didn’t deserve to be saved #he looks at /his/ dean [x]
"So let me get this straight - you want me to talk… to the camera?”
Castiel sighs and rolls his eyes, “Yes, Dean, to the camera.” Dean hesitates for a moment before smirking and licking his lips, gearing himself up to say something but Cas stops him before he can, “And I don’t mean flirt with the camera, Dean.”
The hunter laughs and is clearly a little proud of himself when he says, “Okay okay, you want me to just talk to the camera?” Castiel nods from behind the device and Dean takes a moment to think about what he wants to say.
The first thing that comes to mind is a story about Sam and this one time when he was fourteen and he tried to ask out a girl that was two years older than him, only to end up with a face full of egg yolk and a torso that was completely covered in icing. Somehow that devolves into a story about the first romantic thing he tried to do for a girl (it involved thorns and ants in… personal places) and somehow he ends up talking for a half hour about his and Sam’s most embarrassing moments involving past relationships.
"Oh man," Dean sighs a little wistfully as he shakes his head, "I was so whipped… I mean, the last person I was that head-over-heels for was…" He snorts after a moment of thinking and shakes his head again, "Actually, you know what? The last person I was that head-over-heels for is you."
Castiel’s grin behind the camera is almost audible as he deadpans, “Your head was certainly over your heels last night.” Dean lets out a surprised laugh before grinning and mumbling, “Shut up… You loved it.” His boyfriend peeks his head out from behind the camera and shrugs, “True, but I love you more.”
Suddenly Dean can’t seem to stop smiling like an idiot, “Sap.”
dean staring down the barrel of a gun
dean when he sees sam staring down the barrel of a gun
dean when he’s about to be tortured
dean when sam’s about to be tortured
dean when cas tells him he’s dead
dean when cas tells him sam’s dead
Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen
"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"
"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"
meryl, brad and i at the oscars
Oscars 2014 pizza moments!
this whole post is gold
you know, lady stuff
every female on this planet needs to own these two items
Wait does the comb still work as a comb?
Rachel McAdams & Ryan Gosling winning the Best Kiss award in 2005
i literally cant not
some things just never change